american gladicasors?

american plastiators?
american gladiplasters?

is there any way to make this funny?

or ironic?

probably not. but david and his lovely lady friend and corky and me and my super lovley lady friend had dinner at my house and watched the new american gladiators. wow. bright lights and writers strike. no good. not good. except watching that first woman poop the bed on the eliminator. that was good.

but david and i were "clearly" uneasy around each other. i tried to make him drink a lot of sake , you know, japanese truth serum, and let me know about his encasing something ironic in plastic contest progress. no go. it's as if he had some experience drinking alcohol or something. he just sat there and laughed at funny things.

well, i really don't want to know. i just want to encase the mosre ironic thing in plastic and get back to being friends with david. after i win.

btw: after the contest about encasing the most ironic thing in plastic david and i are thinking about teaching a class at continuing education night school. that's right. soon you will be able to learn how to have a encasing something ironic in plastic contest of your very own.

i wish i could encase mondays in plastic and just flush them down the pooper. uhhhggghhh!

well, got to to go do it.

peeeessss out.