nutz and boltz

i guess i can't really encase something large and ironic in plastic. obviously larger is ironicer. and i can't let my feelings get in the way of this and put david's car keys in plastic or something like that. that would be lame. and not ironic. plus he can get around town in a myriad of ways. and then there is the matter of who decides what is ironically encased in plastic. judging. that's really what it comes down to. i think we need to get that guy from the know who talks about mustard seeds to be the judge. what's his name? post to comments if you know who i am talking about.